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-On the planet Venus gravity is 32 times heavier than on Earth. Trying to schlepp around a baby and toddler is like living on Venus.
-I wish my kids could have known me before I had them.
-It's good if there's two parents so that each can have a turn eating dinner.
-My daily mantra, which I repeat to myself all day: clean clothes and food on the table...clean clothes and food on the table...clean clothes and food on the table...
-Before I had a baby and a toddler I had time for the luxuries - like lunch.
-I've become so disorganized, I do believe this nursing baby is sucking out my brains.
-My dear little ones, when you're fourteen you may hold a peck of grievances against me, but right now you think I'm pretty swell.
-My life may have been easier before you came along; but now that you're here, I can't imagine life without you!
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