According to today's news President-Elect Donald Trump is taking the time between stops on his victory tour to continue his audition of candidates for the critical Cabinet position of Secretary of State.
But it's becoming clearer by the day that the most crucial Cabinet position in the Trump administration, one that should supersede all other appointments and that needs to be filled toot sweet - or should I say toot tweet - is the position of Secretary of Tweets.
True, the position hasn't yet been officially established,
But it's becoming clearer by the day that the most crucial Cabinet position in the Trump administration, one that should supersede all other appointments and that needs to be filled toot sweet - or should I say toot tweet - is the position of Secretary of Tweets.
True, the position hasn't yet been officially established,
| ...though both Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, |  |
 | ...and his VP pick Mike Pence have been informally undertaking the duties of the job, |
...which, as a Cabinet position, would involve the most important responsibility in the Trump administration: translating and explaining to our nation and the world what the President really means in the incessant, oft times outre tweets which are his preferred form of official communication.
Of course, Kellyanne Conway is the hands-down shoe-in for the position of Secretary of Tweets. Who else possesses this woman's potential for expanding a 140-character missive into a 140,000-word explication de texte?
As Secretary of Tweets, Kellyanne would head the newly formed Tweets Department, which would have multiple divisions, one for handling the President's out-going tweets, and another equally important division with the mission of compacting all important communications to President Trump into 140-characer tweets which he will be able to absorb.
Of course, Kellyanne Conway is the hands-down shoe-in for the position of Secretary of Tweets. Who else possesses this woman's potential for expanding a 140-character missive into a 140,000-word explication de texte?
As Secretary of Tweets, Kellyanne would head the newly formed Tweets Department, which would have multiple divisions, one for handling the President's out-going tweets, and another equally important division with the mission of compacting all important communications to President Trump into 140-characer tweets which he will be able to absorb.
| This division will likely be staffed by a cadre of experienced experts in the field, |  |
...who will be kept busy each day with such important tasks as tweeting the President his daily security briefing, which, as President-elect, Donald Trump has been neglecting to receive, obviously because nobody's thought to tweet it to him.
| International communications and relations will also be within the domain of the Department of Tweets, |  |
...with the creation of twembassies in all the countries with whom we'll establish twiplomatic relations, with appointments of twambassadors and twemmissaries.
What a great job-creation initiative this will be.
What a great job-creation initiative this will be.
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