Don't Read This!

...And while we're on the subject of bathrooms (see blogs from 4/29/2016 and 4/28/2016), DO NOT READ THIS POST!

                                                                          I repeat:
                                                           DO NOT READ THIS POST!!

    I'm serious.  Don't read one word further.  X-out of here right now.  Before it's too late.  And whatever you do, do not open the following link.  Just don't!  Please!!!

                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

       Sigh.  I told you not to open it, didn't I?  Didn't I?!
        But if you read it anyway and have now fallen under the enchanted unicorn sell, I mean spell,  just know that you don't  have to buy one of those to be...set free.   I have it on the highest expert authority

that one of these works just as well at a fraction of the cost.

     Don't ask, don't tell. 8D