How Do You Solve A Problem Like Junior?

     Oh, these kids!  The mischief they get into! The grief they bring down on their parents!

     That Donald Junior, what a little scoundrel!

    Oh, whoops!  That's Draco Malfoy.

     Here's the one I meant. (I always get those two mixed up).

     Anyway, that boy does not does not know how to behave himself, and he's so mean.
     He kills beautiful, rare animals for no reason,

...other than to get his picture taken next to their bodies.

  In fact, both the Trump boys like to kill animals.

     As if their father's money weren't sufficient to buy them any other thrill their hearts could desire,

...this is their heart's desire.

     Then, as boys like Junior eventually do, Junior got in with a bad crowd,

...Russian rock star Emin and  British tabloid writer Rob Goldstone,

...who enticed him to get into his dad's stuff, 

...and meet with powerful Russian government lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who's like, "I didn't do anything!"

     Except that the grown-ups found out, and now young Junior is in big trouble!

     Of course, Daddy Trump will probably get Junior off the hook.  Just yesterday Donald Sr. said that his son was "a high quality person."  That's apparently Rich-Speak for "He's a good kid."

     (Sigh).  Still, if that was my kid I'd be praying, too.

...and making sure the picture got posted all over the internet.

"Equal And Opposite Reactions"
         by Patti Liszkay
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