Kevin McCarthy, You Jelly-Filled Gummy Worm!

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​​Kevin McCarthy, You Jelly-Filled Gummy Worm!

          Really, Kevin McCarthy? You've actually started the process of impeaching President Biden? Seriously?
         Based on...what?  But of course, that's a rhetorical question, because we all know what you you based your impeachment inquiry on. You based it on the fact that you're scared witless by a bunch of of noisy little Houseflies to whom you sold your soul whose calling is not to serve their country,

...but to stay constantly in the celebrity spotlight alongside their celebrity-addicted Lord and Master,

...who, it turns out, has been pressuring his disciples to do unto Biden as was done unto him.   

        

       
​          And so, in an attempt to appease the appeasers with extra whipped cream and a cherry on top, you, Kevin McCarthy, have appointed not one, not two, but three Congressional committees to investigate the President and his family for evidence of...something. Never mind that Republicans have been digging to China and back for the better part of a year searching for anything that might resemble a high crime or a misdemeanor on Biden's part and all they've come up with are empty shovels. 
         And so, while the country burns and floods, while the military goes unfunded and the government is on the verge of a financial shutdown because of the refusal of Congressional Republicans to carry out their sworn duty, you will at least make sure that there's a top-of-the-line impeachment inquiry merrily rolling  along against Joe Biden. 
          But, Kevin McCarthy, you know what the punchline to all this is? It's that even though you've sold your soul and sold out your country and your President to the disciples of Trump, they're still not happy with you and threaten to oust you anyway, and most likely will.
           Seems nobody likes a gummy worm.         

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​References​
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/12/us/politics/mccarthy-biden-impeachment-inquiry.html

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/13/politics/impeachment-biden-mccarthy/index.html

https://news.yahoo.com/mccarthy-shores-republican-support-biden-160539311.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall