LOOKING FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS THEY'LL ENJOY?
and the sequel, "Hail Mary" https://www.amzn.com/1684334888
Available on Amazon.
In fact, it was in a comment left on my Facebook page by Jan after reading my post about building a Christmas arch on the sidewalk in front of my house (https://www.ailantha.com/blog/my-christmas-arch),
I looked on Amazon and found a large, light-up ball of plastic mistletoe which looked to be the very ticket.
I decided to return the mistletoe ball and ditch the idea of a kissing arch until it hit me: I could simply wrap a strand of Christmas lights around the ball and plug the strand into the arch lights, in which case the mistletoe ball would light up with the rest of the arch lights.
And this is precisely what I did.