FRIDAY, MARCH 10
"Equal and Opposite Reactions" by Patti Liszkay
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"Equal and Opposite Reactions" by Patti Liszkay
will be 99 cents on Amazon Kindle
http://amzn.to/2xvcgRa
RON DESANTIS IS A WEENER DOODLE AND SO IS JASON BRODEUR
Okay, I know it's not nice that I just called Florida Governor Ron DeSantis a weener doodle.
And it's not nice that I called Florida Republican state Senator Jason Brodeur a weener doodle, either.
But the thing is, there may be but a small window of time left until a blogger such as myself will no longer have the freedom to call these guys weener doodles or anything else less than adulatory. So I thought I'd better hurry up while I still have the chance to say it without the risk of being censored and fined.
But, of course, I wouldn't call anybody a weener doodle under any circumstances unless they deserved it, and Ron DeSantis and his buddy Jason Brouder certainly deserve it.
Why does Ron DeSantis deserve to be called a weener doodle? Well, really, how do I count the whys? But as for Senator Jason Brodeur, he dreamed up and introduced to the Florida state legislature a bill that would require bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, his Cabinet or state legislators to register with the state.
I'm serious. According to Brodeur's bill, failure to register with the state within five days of the blog post would result in a fine of $25 a day, with a maximum of $2500 per blog post. And if a blogger (unlike moi self) happens to make any money from their blog about the Governor et al the blogger must report who paid them and how much.
Kinda has a creepy vibe, doesn't it?
But, of course, I wouldn't call anybody a weener doodle under any circumstances unless they deserved it, and Ron DeSantis and his buddy Jason Brouder certainly deserve it.
Why does Ron DeSantis deserve to be called a weener doodle? Well, really, how do I count the whys? But as for Senator Jason Brodeur, he dreamed up and introduced to the Florida state legislature a bill that would require bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, his Cabinet or state legislators to register with the state.
I'm serious. According to Brodeur's bill, failure to register with the state within five days of the blog post would result in a fine of $25 a day, with a maximum of $2500 per blog post. And if a blogger (unlike moi self) happens to make any money from their blog about the Governor et al the blogger must report who paid them and how much.
Kinda has a creepy vibe, doesn't it?
But what's not clear is whether this Florida anti-free speech law would apply only to bloggers who live in Florida or whether bloggers all over the world would have to register with Florida when they wrote about the Governor, his Cabinet, or his legislature. I mean, could they somehow find out our addresses and make us register? Or make us pay if we don't?
Do they have their ways?
Do they have their ways?
In any case, the bill is now before the Florida legislature and there's already a copy of it on Governor DeSantis's desk for his consideration.
It's hard to believe such a piece of tyranny would come to pass in this country. But then, there are a lot of things that come to pass in this country that are hard to believe.
It's hard to believe such a piece of tyranny would come to pass in this country. But then, there are a lot of things that come to pass in this country that are hard to believe.
Still, I can hardly imagine that the Florida blogger registration bill will come to pass. But just in case it does I'm going to play it safe and say it now while it can still be said: Ron DeSantis is a weener doodle. And so is Jason Brodeur for making up such a stupid bill.
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