This latest model of self-driving Tesla, the most scientifically advanced automotive vehicle in history, designed by the most brilliant engineers from around the planet, includes a number of ultra-high-tech features. Among these ultra-high-tech features is something called Emissions Testing Mode.
What Emissions Testing Mode actually is, is an option to transform the seats into whoopie cushions.
You can also program the turn signal sound like a big toot. Or a small one.
And you can choose from a variety of gassy sound options.
I swear I'm not making this up; look, here it is on the screen of my daughter and son-in-law's car:
Well, I don't know. Like I said, I can't wrap my head around it.
But my two little grand daughters sure do love it.