- Every time a character damages or destroys another character's property and suffers no legal consequences, take a drink.
- If it's a horrendous assault and/or act of destruction and everybody, including the police, knows who did it but nobody gets arrested, chug the rest of the cup you're working on.
- If an assault victim appears not to particularly mind that they've been assaulted or hold any hard feelings against their assailant, take two drinks.
Anyone who plays the "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri" drinking game observantly will be sloshed by the end of the movie. But by the end of this movie that's probably the best way to be.