Australia, which used to be one of our best friends, isn't anymore. Now Russia is our best friend. Which is a little, um, awkward, since Russia and Iran are best friends. They've been best friends a long time.
Do you think our so-called President, Donald Trump, gets this?
But the spoiled rich kid wants to pal around with the bad tough kid so that everyone will think that he's a bad tough kid, too.
Putin's a killer? So what, sniffs Donald Trump, we do a lot of killing where I come from, too.
For his part, Donald seems more than happy to leave behind our good, staunch, long-time Western allies while he carries on his flirtation with Putin by flirting with the idea of abandoning NATO, the treaty organization that has kept Europe in a strong and peaceful co-existence for over 70 years.
Does Donald believe that his Russian love interest will over-look his boom-lowering on Russia's best friend and homie?
But only until he can get his hands on the rich kid's house keys.