BARACK OBAMA
PAUL RYAN
DONALD TRUMP
CONGRESS
HILLARY CLINTON
VLADIMIR PUTIN
ACT I: HEALTH CARE, or: WINNING'S EASY, GOVERNING'S HARDER
Whoooooa, whoooooa.
You're gonna need congressional approval
And you don't have the votes!
You in the sh*t now, someone gotta shovel it!
RYAN (To TRUMP, pleading): When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game!
You gotta wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it!
OBAMA: History has its eeeeeeyes on youuuuuu,
Whoooooa, whoooooa.
Next to Obama they all look small
And when your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me,
La da da da daaaa,
La da da da dieee da da da da da,
Everybodeee:
FULL COMPANY: La da da da daaaa,
La da da da dieee da da da da
Da da da dieee da daaaaa,.
OBAMA AND HILLARY: Everyone was in the room where it didn't happen,
The room where it didn't happen,
The room where it didn't happen,
Click, boom then it didn't happen!
TRUMP: Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder!
CONGRESS: Why he even brings the thunder!
FULL COMPANY (To TRUMP): Welcome to the present, we're runnin' a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow,
Doin' whatever the h*ll it is you do in Mar-a-Lago?
It must be nice, it must be nice, to have Putin on your side.
CURTAIN