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Was Lauren Bobert High?

9/18/2023

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​Was Lauren Bobert High?

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       WARNING: This post contains "U"-rated images (that's between "R"-rated and "X,"-rated, but a little closer to "X"), and is NOT intended for viewing by minors, such as those who will be attending the Christian Texas Youth Summit next week where Lauren Bobert was scheduled to speak but probably isn't anymore.
       In fact, more than "probably," thanks to ultra-conservative, self-proclaimed  born-again Christian Republican Congresswoman Bobert's rude, lewd, and wildly disruptive behavior that got her thrown out of a Denver theater last week during a family-friendly performance of the musical Beetlejuice. 
       
     Alas, Lauren Bobert's performance was not so family-friendly. During the show (which the not-quite divorced Bobert attended with a date, a bar owner named Quinn Gallagher, pictured below being removed from the theater with his disruptive lady friend),
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...Bobert racked up multiple complaints from those sitting around her - not to mention yards of surveillance video footage - for, among other things:
        Vaping
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​     When a pregnant woman sitting behind her asked her to please stop vaping, Bobert turned around and snapped, "No!"
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            Standing, singing, dancing, laughing, and clapping
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...and, according to her aggravated neighbors, not necessarily along with the music or at the appropriate times. 
        Taking pictures on her phone
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...which, along with being annoying, is, of course, illegal, being against copyright law.       
          Public Indecency
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...in which Congresswoman Bobert participated both as fondler - two, handed, even,
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​...and fondlee.
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       Oh, what the heck, here's some video  if you really want to see it.
https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/15/congresswoman-lauren-boebert-boobs-crotch-beetlejuice-musical/
      And then there was her defiance and rudeness to the security personnel who found themselves in the unenviable position of having to escort her from the theater, 
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...and whom she regaled with a nasty backhanded gesture.
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       Now, there has already been considerable commentary on Lauren Bobert since her theatrics in the theater. Republican TV host Meghan McCain called her trash.        Far-right Republican commentator Ann Coulter called her an embarrassment and a bimbo. Apolitical commentator Howard Stern called her a disgrace to this country (which is quite the burn coming from Howard Stern).    
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​       And, for all we know,  Lauren Bobert may well be all of the above. But even if she is, I'm not so sure that would explain her behavior at Beetlejuice.  
       Has it occurred to anybody besides myself that the Congresswoman looked like she was high? I mean, now she's singing, now she's dancing, now she's snapping pix, now she's laughing, now she's up to her torso in a fondlefest. And think of it: if Lauren Bobert and her beau were that inflamed with desire to feel up each other's body parts, why wouldn't they have just discreetly left the theater and zipped over to the nearest hotel? Unless mayhaps they were too strung out to remember that once you're out of high school the theater is no longer the place for heavy - in this case really heavy - petting.
​           And then there's the video footage of the merry couple laughing and dancing after they've been ejected from  the theater.
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      Good golly, who laughs like that when they've just been kicked out of a theater? In their shoes I'd have been mortified and even more terrified that my mother would find out. But then, I've never been high.
   In any case, I believe an investigation needs to be made into whether the  Congresswoman was under the influence of  an illegal substance  that night, with the appointment of a Congressional Investigative and Hearing Committee. 
        Afterall, Lauren Bobert has made it common knowledge that she owns an arsenal of guns.   
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           And everybody knows that it's a crime to own a gun while you're on drugs.
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